Secret Squirrel CX
Ask anyone who came last year what it is…..
This is an unsanctioned race - NO LICENSE REQUIRED!
Please don’t make us have to change your category to make you race your peers, because we’ll do it in an embarrassing way.
The Deal
The venue is the really cool one that Crosstobeerfest is at except most of the course is on the other side, where it’s too dark for a night race. There are trails, ups, downs, berms, run-ups, run-downs, logs, man-eating squirrels, etc.
We also have music, craft beer, and a food truck so there will be no reason to leave after your race. Unless you race in the last race, you’ll then have to go home after you race.
Secret Squirrel Venue Map.
Please note there DOGS are NOT allowed on the grounds. Please do not bring your dog. We will ask you to leave,
***The Donut Madison Relay ***
The last “race” is the Donut Madison Relay. We’ll shorten the course down to only include the wooded section that’s near the Start/Finish. Teams of two will relay race. The “waiting” racer will consume an entire donut when his/her partner returns before starting their lap, and so on. This event is the final party of the day and is 20 minutes of hilarity.
One person registers both team members. The other team member needs to complete their registration via an email that gets sent. Don’t forget!
Race Day Registration is an additional $20
WE’RE NOT JERKS! IF YOU NEED A REFUND PRIOR TO THE EVENT AND HAVE A LEGIT EXCUSE YOU’LL GET IT. JUST EMAIL US YOUR STORY
If you have to ask what category you should register in you are probably a NOVICE. If you always win by a significant margin or have at any time worn special stripes then you are an ELITE. If you know your USAC category then consult that, unofficially.
Presented by Swansea Velo Club
Categories:
- Just For Fun - No Results or Timing, 30 minutes, $30.00, start time 11:00:00
- Beginner Men, 40 minutes, $65.00, field limit 110, start time 08:30:00
- Sport Men, 40 minutes, $65.00, field limit 110, start time 09:30:00
- Junior Boys U19, 2 laps, $40.00, start time 10:30:00
- Junior Girls U19, 2 laps, $40.00, start time 10:30:00
- Junior Boys U15, 2 laps, $40.00, start time 10:30:00
- Junior Girls U15, 2 laps, $40.00, start time 10:30:00
- Junior Boys U12, 2 laps, $25.00, start time 10:31:00
- Junior Girls U12, 2 laps, $25.00, start time 10:31:00
- Junior Boys U9, 2 laps, $25.00, start time 10:31:00
- Junior Girls U9, 2 laps, $25.00, start time 22:31:00
- Masters Men 40+, 40 minutes, $65.00, start time 11:30:00
- Masters Men 55+, 40 minutes, $65.00, start time 11:30:00
- Masters Men 65+, 40 minutes, $65.00, field limit 100, start time 11:30:00
- Elite Women Open, 45 minutes, $65.00, start time 12:30:00
- Non-Binary Open, 45 minutes, $65.00, start time 12:31:00
- Masters Women 40+, 45 minutes, $65.00, start time 12:32:00
- Masters Women 55+, 45 minutes, $65.00, start time 12:32:00
- Amateur Women, 45 minutes, $65.00, start time 12:33:00
- Elite Men Open, 45 minutes, $65.00, start time 13:30:00
- Singlespeed Men, 40 minutes, $65.00, start time 14:30:00
- Singlespeed Women, 40 minutes, $65.00, start time 14:31:00
- Donut Madison Relay, 20 minutes, $40.00, field limit 50, start time 15:30:00
- Volunteer - Course Marshall AM, 4 hours, $0.00, field limit 10, start time 08:00:00
- Volunteer - Course Marshall PM, 4 hours, $0.00, field limit 10, start time 12:00:00
- Volunteer - Course Tear Down, 2 hours, $0.00, field limit 10, start time 15:00:00
- Volunteer - Sunday Course Tear Down, 3 hours, $0.00, field limit 10, start time 10:00:00
Registration:
- Opens on Saturday August 01, 2026
- Closes on Thursday November 19, 2026